Wednesday 19 February 2014

Luxury Link 6




“Then we plow’d the South Ocean, such land to discover
          As amongst other nations has made such a pother.
          We found it, my boys, and with joy be it told,
          For beauty such islands you ne’er did behold.”
                                                    Dolphiner’s Song of Tahiti, 1768


The voyage across the Sea of the Moon took an hour, and another quarter century. The last Mo'orea ferry I boarded had been half the speed and size of this one. Through the only blazing jewel break in the reef towards the landing at Vaiare, the Aremiti crossed from the fresh flaming sapphire tumbling open ocean to the molten emerald glow of the lagoon basin. My eyes rose to tall angular volcanic peaks spiring eight thousand feet up into the violet sky, splitting the sun into dark shadows and pearl light. Sharp steep skeletal slopes slid off black escarpments into hard narrow hollows, where cadaveric crags set loose sparkling waterfalls over the ridgelines. Enormous greenfire palm plumes swayed in the warmth of the trades, far above the aching blinding surf spray, the cloud powder salted starch of the white sand beaches, and flamboyant trees ablaze with vermilion flowers, spilling their own cataracts of flame through the surrounding thick green foliage. Does any dim grey North dweller really know what light and colour are?  It was as if the mountains were trying to escape from the paradise below them.
The disembarking chaos of soft French and softer Tahitian vowels flowed into a few round voitures, one long rectangular Le Truck, with big open wooden windows and a village of primary colors painted on its side panels, and silence. Ten minutes after we made our Vaiare landing, it was deserted again. And Robyn and I had the wind on our faces, running counterclockwise around Mo'orea’s heart-shaped coastal road, past Teavaro, Temae, and Maharepa, to Cook’s Bay, where Vaita’s prophecy had been fulfilled. ‘The glorious children of Tetumu will come... Their body is different, our body is different... And this land will be taken by them... The old rules will be destroyed and sacred birds of the land and sea... will come and lament over that which this lopped tree has to teach. They are coming on a canoe without an outrigger.’
Cook had observed that Polynesia had been settled from west to east, but Robyn and I were committed contrarians. Streams of sunlight fell over the mountains onto our arrival at the old Hotel Kaveka. There were stingrays below our deck that night, and refuge from the heartwrenching beauty and the French verbs that surrounded us, next morning.

It was a Sunday, and Robyn and I decided to walk down and around the bay, past sailboats and cages full of Gaz de Tahiti butane tanks, a shop selling pareus, a Nestlé rebar man sculpture outside vending ‘citrons,’ an old fishing boat, a fishmonger tattooed in the same blue and white as his Rava’ai marlin mural, and a wall made of abalone shells, before passing through the sleeping town and near empty Chinese supermarché of Pau Pau at the bottom of the blue invagination. We turned north again, past the Salle Omnisports de Pau Pau and wild red ginger and small yellow roadside flowers, under jagged mountain cliffs and towering coconut palms. Mangos and an empty honesty box covered a green and white floral pareu-covered table. A red version further along was piled with small orange pineapples, each with a 5 CFA price tag. A tall papaya tree reached above the diminutive church of St. Joseph, whitewashed with pink trim, enclosed by a rock wall, between two broad flame trees, under the prominence Mount Tearai. Masks of bald wooden Tahitian faces with poignant expression of pain, carved from seemingly random planks, lined the road further north, of the same trees with the buttressed roots that tried to trip us, as we took refuge from the sun on the shore. Our four-masted horizon ghost windjammer, Polynesia, sailed by, just as Robyn found a red hibiscus to place behind her left ear, put a forefinger in her right dimple, and assumed her saucy French girl pose under the flowering red mimosa. It was midday hot, and we were headed for the tropical beverages at the Jus de Fruits de Moorea. Our throats were parched when we arrived, and the ‘ouvert’ sign, outside the gates of the processing plant, was reassuring.  Until we encountered two problems. The first was that, there were no fruit juices available in what should have been a tropical torrent of fruit juice. Instead, there were fruit juice liqueurs to sample, as many as we wanted. Liqueurs and dehydration were a bad marriage. Our head divorced the rest of our bodies just before the tour buses arrived. When they did, those who descended the stairs were New Zealanders, blue collar Kiwi Maoris from Auckland, who were reveling in their Polynesian relationship with their obviously more erudite French-influenced Tahitian cousins, and the opportunity to drink as much high alcohol dessert libations as was possible in the half an hour of off-road adventure that their tour allowed. George Forster, who had travelled with Cook on his second Endeavour expedition, the unofficial account of which he published as A Voyage Round the World in 1777, had expressed a confidence in the ability of his Tahitian navigator and translator, Tupaia, to ‘raise the New Zeelanders to a state of civilization similar to that of his own islands...’ The differential calculus of fruit liqueur volume disappearing down Maori throats in a time-dependent fashion, was not supportive of this conviction. Robyn and I struggled back to the Hotel Kaveka for water, and the burgers and freedom fries, which tasted very French.

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